As many trick-or-treaters head out tonight to load up on sweets necessary to remain in a semi-permanent sugar high until Thanksgiving (and this whole time, you believed it was the tryptophan in turkey that made people sleepy. Nope, it was the post-Halloween sugar crash.). Meanwhile, in a move that seemed more “trick” than “treat” the White House doled out dried fruit to its attendees. To be fair, White House M&Ms were also included. Happy Halloween America.