Step right up folks! That’s right, it’s Crazy Arnie’s State Property Emporium! Coliseums! Fairgrounds! Prisons! You name it, we got it, and it all has to go! And if you can find lower prices on discount state parks and municipal facilities anywhere, we’ll give you the keys to the treasury! That’s right folks, we’re up to our eyeballs in debt and this inventory has got to be cleared out so we can continue to spend, spend, spend!
SIGH…Ah-nold, where have you gone?